Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
“Becausebowties is following you”. H aahaaa :) hello. Becausebowties

brain-food:

Damnit, air support!

thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

adorkabledarrencriss:

Expectations:

Reality:

 

I WANT BLOGS TO FOLLOW!

becausebowties:

Reblog or like the post if you blog any of the following:

GLEE

HARRY POTTER

DARREN CRISS

WHITE COLLAR

TAYLOR SWIFT

CHRIS COLFER

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

STARKID

In other words: If you are an average fangirl or fanboy blog.

I always follow back!

Bootthieee!!! *cries* this episode killed me. Screw you Palant… or whatever your name is -.-

barackobama:

On a pillar in HQ.

barackobama:

On a pillar in HQ.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

notesandhearts:

The Loneliest Whale in the World.
In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:
She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.
Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.

notesandhearts:

The Loneliest Whale in the World.

In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

Just imagine that massive mammal, floating alone and singing—too big to connect with any of the beings it passes, feeling paradoxically small in the vast stretches of empty, open ocean.

Darren Criss 2005-2012

nicolfer:

spookyclaire:

adorkabledarrencriss:

2005 I Adora You

2007 Little White Lie

2009 A Very Potter Musical

Eastwick

2010 Glee guest star

2011 Glee series regular

2012 Broadway star: How to Succeed at Buisness without Really Trying

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

marlak:

if glee had a laugh track

*not blaine-friendly~